Y Tu Mamá También - Lust for Life
Y Tu Mamá También
Both versions are in Spanish. Therefore, English subtitles were used for this censorship report. For the R-rating the subtitles had to be adjusted. Words like "fuck" "suck my dick" or "pussy" were replaced with tamer ones, such as "have sex" or "sweet little thing".
These changes are not listed here in detail, simply due to their sheer number. The audio track is for the most part unchanged.
- Number of cuts that are only in the unrated version: 6 (413,88 seconds in total = 12404 frames)
- Number of cuts that are only in the R-rated version: 2 (76,61 seconds = 2296 frames)
- Number of cuts due to logos, inserts etc at the beginning/ending: 2 (-23,29 seconds in total = -698 frames)
- Time difference in total: 313,98 seconds = 9410 Frames
All time references are listed as follows:
Time of the R-rated version
/ Time of the Unrated version
0:00:00 / 0:00:00 - Cut with content that is only in the R-rated version.
At the beginning the MPAA reference is shown, followed by an insert about the new version and the MGM logo.
471 frames = 15,72 seconds
0:00:48 / 0:00:32
The camera pans slowly into the room in which Tenoch and Ana have sex. The R-rated version begins only after Tenoch's orgasm.
612 frames = 20,42 seconds
0:01:54 / 0:01:59
The picture of both versions is identical for the first 334 frames (=11,14 seconds). However, the audio track is different. Tenoch and Ana promise each other that they will not sleep with anybody else. Then they continue to have sex while camera is panning out of the room.
Julio and Cecillia's father are waiting in the living room of Cecillia's parents. Her mother enters the room and asks Julio to help Cecillia look for her passport, which she has lost.
Upstairs Cecillia reveals that the passport was nothing but a pretence. She just wants to have sex with him again before her holidays.
But then the mother calls for them. Julio jumps behind the bed and both take on their clothes as fast as possible.
A couple of seconds later the mother enters and Julio proudly presents the passport to her.
4279 frames = 142,78 seconds
Tenoch and Ana (together): "I promise I won't fuck..."
Tenoch: "Any Brazilians..."
Ana: "Any Germans..."
Ana: "Irish...your father!"
Tenoch: "Don't mess with me!"
Narrator: "Ana's mother, a French divorcee, taught at the Learning Institute for Foreigners."
Narrator: "She did not object to Tenoch sleeping with her daughter. For Julio, it was different. He could stay with Cecilia only until dinner and had to come back in the morning for the trip to the airport. Cecilia's father, a pediatrician specializing in allergies thought his daughter's relationship with Julio had gone too far. Her mother, a Lacanian psychologist, saw it differently. She believed their relationship was innocent."
Mother: "I can't believe it! She lost her passport!"
Father: "She'll miss her plane!"
Cecilia (aus ihrem Zimmer rufend): "Julio, come up! Help me find my passport!"
Mother (to Julio): "Go on! We're in a hurry!"
Mother (to father): "Why aren't you getting the car?"
Cecilia: "Hurry, close the door!"
Julio: "What about your passport?"
Cecilia: "It's here, stupid!"
Cecilia: "Come on, baby. Hurry!"
Cecilia: "What a nice goodbye!"
Cecilia: "Are you going out tonight?"
Julio: "No way, baby, I'll be missing you too much, baby."
Mother (calling from the living room): "We have to leave now, Cecilia!"
Julio: "Your mom!"
Cecilia: "Come! Come! I want to take a little of you with me!"
Mother (already very close): "The plane will leave without you."
Cecilia: "Move! Move!"
Mother (enters): "Did you find the passport?"
Julio (reappearing from behind the bed): "Found it!"
0:01:54 / 0:01:59 - Cut with content that is only in the R-rated version.
The picture of both versions is identical for the first 334 Frames (= 11,14 seconds), but the audio track is different. Instead of Tenoch and Ana the narrator speaks. The monologue is played later in the Unrated version.
Julio, Cecilia and Cecilia's parents drive to the airport. During the conversation in the car Cecillia reachs with her hand into Julio's pants. The Unrated version is missing one joke here.
2015 frames = 67,23 seconds
Narrator: "Ana's mother, a French divorcee, taught at the Learning Institute for Foreigners. She did not object to Tenoch sleeping with her daughter."
Narrator: "For Julio, it was different. He could stay with Cecilia only until dinner and had to come back in the morning for the trip to the airport. Cecilia's father, a pediatrician specializing in allergies thought his daughter's relationship with Julio had gone too far. Her mother, a Lacanian psychologist, saw it differently. She believed their relationship was innocent."
Mother: "When you go to Florence, you can't miss those gardens, nor Botticelli's Venus."
Father: "Or the David!"
Mother: "Remember that trattoria where we had that delicious eggplant Parmigiana?"
Father: "Yes, but that was in Rome. Try to find it, Ceci, it's really good. It was near the Coliseum. It was called "La Nonna Antonia" or something like that."
Währenddessen bearbeitet Cecilia mit ihrer Hand Julios bestes Stück.
Mother: "I bet it feels good, Julio."
Mother: "It feels good to be out of school doesn't it?"
Julio: "Yeah, it feels good."
0:19:57 / 0:21:17
Tenoch and Julio are shown from the front in an additional shot and the dialogue is slightly longer. After their joint orgasm sperm is squirting into the pool.
720 frames = 24,02 seconds
Tenoch: "She never wore panties."
Julio: "Salma Hayek!"
Tenoch: "Your cousin."
Julio: "What cousin?"
Tenoch: "The Spa...Spanish chick." (beide haben einen Orgasmus)
0:19:57 / 0:21:17 - Cut with content that is only in the R-rated version.
Here both are shown from behing but the length of the shot is identical with the Unrated version. The moaning is slightly shorter .
281 frames = 9,38 seconds
Julio: "Salma Hayek!"
Tenoch: "Your cousin."
Julio: "What cousin?"
Tenoch: "The... the Spanish chick!" (beide haben einen Orgasmus)
0:52:41 / 0:54:16
Luisa pleases Tenoch orally and with her hand; after that the two have sexdanach. After the kiss the camera pans to the door in which Julio is standing.
3106 frames = 103,64 seconds
Luisa: "I'm so wet. Do you want to feel me?"
Luisa: "Feel me."
Luisa: "Eat me, please."
Luisa: "But take my panties off first."
Tenoch: "Yes, yes."
Luisa: "No, come up here."
Tenoch (kommt): "Mamacita, mamacita!" [This exclamation is used one more time later in the movie]
Tenoch: "I'm sorry."
Luisa: "Don't worry, it's all right."
1:01:55 / 1:05:13
Julio helps Luisa to get rid of her pants and underwear. Then they have sex
1316 frames = 43,91 seconds
Luisa: "My sandals."
Luisa: "My panties."
Luisa: "Give it to me...feel me. Easy...look at me."
1:28:40 / 1:32:42
Tenoch and Julio continue to please Julia. The two kiss while Julia pleases both with her hands.
2371 frames = 79,11 seconds
1:40:15 / 1:45:36 - Cut with content that is only in the R-rated version.
Der MGM-lion roars again.
227 frames = 7,57 seconds